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Sep
Know Thyself (In the Biblical Sense)


I have a love/hate relationship with a lot of parts of my body, but my clitoris is not one of them.

Equal parts demanding and dependable

My clit may not be a goddess

But it’s brought me the closest I’ll ever get to the divine.

Thankfully, as with many spiritual journeys, orgasmic bliss is one you can make alone.

And whether manual or mechanical, it’s always worth the trip.

 

Now, I’m what you might call a late bloomer in this regard.

I was in serious relationships from the ages of 15-20, so if I wanted something done, I always had someone else to take care of it.

I guess you could call me spoiled, but I mean, why park your own car if the restaurant has valet?

It’s not like it bothers them, and anyway, I’m a handsome tipper.

 

However, when you suddenly find yourself in a place without a valet (because your sorry ass got dumped) and you haven’t had to park your own car in ages you may find that a once simple task is a lot more difficult than it really should be.

I mean you have to account for speed, precision, angles, positioning, not to mention finding a spot in the first place.

My goodness, how badly do you really need to park your car anyway?

The restaurant can’t be worth the trouble.

Surely it would be fine just to drive around in circles forever slowly starving to death visualizing fresh ground pepper slowly sprinkling over slender spears of asparagus drizzled with creamy hollandaise sauce beside a thick, meaty ribeye glistening with garlic butter

HOLY FUCK YOU HAVE GOT TO PARK YOUR CAR RIGHT NOW

So you slide into an open spot and wind up with wheels crooked two feet away from the curb but goddammit who has the time to adjust?!

It doesn’t have to be perfect,

You parked your car all by yourself and you should be proud!

 

And that may seem like a very silly, trivial thing.

Something people do all the time that nobody feels the need to talk about because it isn’t supposed to matter,

But there is a certain power in that independence.

In the knowledge that you are capable of shaking yourself to your very core,

That the deepest pleasures of your body are not something that can only be bestowed upon you at the whims of others

But things that you too are capable of creating.

 

As you lie there gasping

Alone for the first time while you taste God on your tongue

Awestruck by the capabilities of your own nerve endings

You may find yourself wondering why it took you so long to get to know yourself. 


-Yonic Boom



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posted on: August 5, 2017 8:37 AM


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